Yeah, and I was, I was in the state of Wisconsin.

i am a hotel front desk clerk in this story(LIFE EVENT)
bachelor party guy
brings me into bachelor party
starts telling the room something

taps knife to glass tumbler
stumbles over my black cushion shoes
young guy asks if i am the stripper
then first guy tells the story of how i was witty

when he was looking for the bathroom

asking, -- he says to the room, "what did you ask?"

"I didn't ask anything."  

"Oh!  I was wondering where the bathrooms were."
but doesn't remember at all what was said

"You said, 'Where am I?'"  The room roars.

"Oh!  Yes.  Then you said where the bathrooms were."
so i laugh and say, that's not what I said.  Room roars once more.

"Oh!  She asked me what --"

"I said, 'you are in Wisconsin.'"

"Yeah, and I was, I was in the state of Wisconsin.  I was in the state of confusion, though!"

"Yes."

"I was in the state of confusion!"
and laughter
then i leave very red

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  worst/best part is:
  the bachelor for which the party is thrown is my landlord
  the landlord i bitched out last week

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  (because he didn't answer our hundreds of calls when the power went out - and stayed out)

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  bachelor party guy #9 just walked by with blue moon in hand, emptied, and said

  "you handled that very well"

  #14: "It's a good thing YOU remembered that guy's story."